All orders are shipped via Transdimensional Courier Network (TCN) and may arrive in packaging that reflects alternate timelines. Our default delivery method is Neutrino Drift, which guarantees theoretical arrival within 7–42 business anomalies.
Tracking numbers may include non-numeric characters, sigils, or prophetic symbols. If your package is intercepted by a Chrono Wormhole or arrives sentient, please contact our Trans-Spatial Logistics Team using the embedded crystal in your packing slip.
By accessing NanoPrecisionTools, you agree to:
- Maintain an attitude of skeptical reverence.
- Not question the necessity of any product, especially those priced over $4,000.
- Accept all consequences of tool use, including but not limited to astral projection, time dilation, and increased charisma.
Violations of the TOS will be enforced via calibrated orbital wrenches. Legal disputes are settled by duel—in a torque-controlled vacuum chamber.
